April 13 – May 28, 2023
This is the story of Max and John, neighbors who have been feuding for most of their lives. Invigorated by their shared affection for their beautiful new neighbor across the street, they face-off as romantic rivals until their hilarious shenanigans finally bring about a resolution to their long-standing differences. Based on the 1993 film, this stage adaptation captures the lovable crotchety characters through twinkling humor, great songs, and the affectionate depiction of a small town that feels like home to everyone.
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4 for 3 Special – Sunday Midday
For our Sunday Midday (2:30 p.m. arrival), we offer a 4 for 3 Special. Purchase three adult dinner theatre packages and get the fourth one free. A facility charge will be added for fourth ticket. Limit 16. Not valid with any other offer. Youth meal may be substituted for guests age 14 or under. Web orders will be charged for all seats and then credited back the complimentary 4th seat on the next business day. Please note there will be no Sunday Midday show on May 28th.
Added performances
Friday evening performances have been added on April 21 and 28, May 5, 12, 19, and 26 at 7:30 p.m. with arrival for dining at 5:00 p.m. Please choose from the Featured Menus below for those shows.
Show Schedule
| Day | Type | Arrive | Dine | Showtime | Price | +Tax/Fees* |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wednesday | Matinee | 10:30 a.m. | 11:15 a.m. | 1:30 p.m. | $84.95 | $95.95 |
| Thursday | Matinee | 10:30 a.m. | 11:15 a.m. | 1:30 p.m. | $84.95 | $95.95 |
| Evening | 5:15 p.m. | 5:45 p.m. | 7:30 p.m. | $84.95 | $95.95 | |
| Friday | Matinee | 10:30 a.m. | 11:15 a.m. | 1:30 p.m. | $84.95 | $95.95 |
| Evening | 5:00 p.m. | 5:30 p.m. | 7:30 p.m. | $84.95 | $95.95 | |
| Saturday | Matinee | 10:30 a.m. | 11:15 a.m. | 1:30 p.m. | $84.95 | $95.95 |
| Evening | 4:45 p.m. | 5:15 p.m. | 7:30 p.m. | $84.95 | $95.95 | |
| Sunday | Matinee | 10:30 a.m. | 11:15 a.m. | 1:15 p.m. | $84.95 | $95.95 |
| Midday | 2:30 p.m. | 3:00 p.m. | 5:00 p.m. | $84.95** | $95.95** |
| Day | Arrive | Dine | Show | Price* |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wed Mat | 10:30am | 11:15am | 1:30pm | $95.95 |
| Thu Mat | 10:30am | 11:15am | 1:30pm | $95.95 |
| Thu Eve | 5:15pm | 5:45pm | 7:30pm | $95.95 |
| Fri Mat | 10:30am | 11:15am | 1:30pm | $95.95 |
| Fri Eve | 5:15pm | 5:45pm | 7:30pm | $95.95 |
| Sat Mat | 10:30am | 11:15am | 1:30pm | $95.95 |
| Sat Eve | 4:45pm | 5:15pm | 7:30pm | $95.95 |
| Sun Mat | 10:30am | 11:15am | 1:15pm | $95.95 |
| Sun Mid | 2:30pm | 3:00pm | 5:00pm | $95.95** |
Price includes taxes and fees.
Our Featured Menu
Served Thursday, Friday, and Saturday Matinees
Friday and Saturday Evenings and Sunday Midday
Please select your entrée choices when ordering tickets.
Chopped Salad
A mixture of finely diced Spring Greens, Hard-boiled Egg, Red Onion, Grape Tomato, Avocado, Cucumber, Jones Cherrywood Smoked Bacon Chips, and Wisconsin Cheddar Cheese. Topped with The Fireside’s Pepper Cream Dressing and Crisp Tortilla Ribbons.
Freshly Baked Breads from our Artisan Bakery
PRETZEL CRUSTED STUFFED CHICKEN
Skinless Breast of Chicken stuffed with Havarti Cheese, dipped in egg, rolled in Pretzel Crumbs, sautéed to a golden brown and baked, served with a Balsamic Raspberry Sauce. Accompanied by Garlic Parmesan Orzo and a Corn and Red Pepper Medley.
GRILLED PORK RIBEYE
A Boneless Pork Chop seasoned and grilled until perfectly tender, finished with a rich pork demi-glaze and topped with fried leeks. Served with Garlic Parmesan Orzo and a Corn and Red Pepper Medley.
RAINBOW TROUT
Seasoned with Salt, Pepper, and Lemon Butter and seared to perfection. Served with Garlic Parmesan Orzo and a Corn and Red Pepper Medley.
GLOBAL VEGETARIAN MEDLEY
Farm Fresh Vegetables, Mushrooms, Grains, and Pasta.
Oreo Delight
Our Homemade Vanilla Frozen Custard with a layer of Fudge on an Oreo Crust.
Topped with Crushed Oreo Cookies and Fresh Whipped Cream.
Coffee, Tea, and Milk
Thursday Evening Signature Buffet
The Evening begins with our Signature Salad topped with Papaya Chutney Dressing and served with Freshly Baked Breads. On the Buffet, you will choose from these Fireside favorites: Barbecued Pork Back Ribs, Chicken Tenderloin Tempura with Brandied Apricot Sauce, Beer Batter Fried Cod, Shrimp and Scallops Fusilli with Tomato Butter Sauce, Fresh Atlantic Salmon, Beef Tenderloin and Roast Turkey from the Carving Station, Sweet Potato Soufflé, Whipped Idaho Potatoes and Steamed Farm Fresh Vegetables; plus two more items that change with each show. Oreo Delight for Dessert. Coffee, Tea, and Milk are included.
Friday Evening, Saturday Matinee, and Sunday Midday Featured Menu
In addition to the show’s featured menu which is included in the price of your ticket, on the day of your visit, premium entrées will be available for an additional charge. You can view that complete menu here.
Saturday Evening – Featured Menu
Enjoy our four course dinner including appetizer, salad, entrée and dessert. In addition to the show’s featured menu which is included in the price of your ticket, on the night of your visit, premium entrées will be available for an additional charge. It’s the perfect opportunity to celebrate Birthdays, Anniversaries, or a memorable evening enjoying a Broadway experience. You can view the complete Saturday Evening menu here.
Sunday Matinee Brunch
Begin your Brunch with an assortment of Quick Breads and Pastries from our Bakery along with a Honey Glazed Fresh Fruit Medley with Yogurt and Natural Granola. Each show our Chefs will prepare a Beef Tenderloin dish and select one of our popular Breakfast Potatoes for our Brunch Buffet which includes two Chef-Carved meats, Eggs Benedict on Jones Canadian Bacon, Scrambled Eggs, Jones Bacon and Sausage Links, Chicken Tenderloin Tempura with Brandied Apricot Sauce, Biscuits and Sausage Gravy, Fresh Atlantic Salmon, Bread Pudding, and Steamed Farm Fresh Vegetables. Oreo Delight for Dessert. Coffee, Tea, and Milk are included.
For a Gluten-Free or other menu substitution, please call our Box Office at 800-477-9505 in advance of your visit.
Requirements:
*Dinner Theatre Packages do not include sales tax, soda, bar drinks, or gratuity. Tickets are subject to 5.5% sales tax and a $6.00 facility charge per ticket. Tickets are not refundable. There will be a $35.00 fee assessed for all returned checks. Dining is required for all performances. All shows, dates, times, prices, and menus are subject to change.
**4 for 3 Special. Purchase three adult packages and get the fourth one free. Youth meal may be substituted for guests age 14 or under. A facility charge will be added for fourth ticket. Web orders will be charged for all seats and then credited back the complimentary 4th seat on the next business day. Not valid with any other offers. Limit 16.